Most Confusing Night Ever.

What? Where am I? What is this place? How in the hell did I get here? Man I must have had a rough night haha. Ouch what is in my pocket? Oh my lanta a screwdriver, $873.97, gloves, some fake I.D., and bubblegum.
Oh my gosh its all coming back to me now. It all started when I went out to the new club Mango's. I went with my best friend Darren because he and his girl friend split up the night before and I wanted to help him try to clear his mind. It all went haywire once we got to the club. We walked in and it was crazy. Lights flashing all over the place, music blaring so loud that you can barely hear the person next to you and people dancing in everywhere. It was what you call "turnt".
So as the night progressed, Darren and I were getting more and more intoxicated. Darren started being belligerent and was getting in an argument with this group of some pretty intimidating looking figures. So I went over to try to stop him and then a gun was pulled. I immediately was stunned, I never had a gun pulled on me before. The man with the gun was yelling and threatening us. He put the gun next to my head and I closed my eyes, then someone yelled.
The voice was a very distinct voice, it seemed like the man speaking had a lot of authority because all the guys who we were arguing with stopped. The man came over and introduced himself and then told the dude with the gun to put it down. He started talking and said we owed him a favor. So I listened. He said since I just sparred your life, you will be doing my business for me. Then Darren asked what business he was talking about and the man said hijacking cars.
We walked outside once the conversation was over and the man took us over to his car. He opened up his trunk and handed Darren and I each a screw driver, gloves, and a fake I.D. He explained to us that we will be stealing vehicles and bringing them to his shop. He also said that we will be paid for what we do. I asked him what the point in the of the I.D. was because it didnt even look like me and the man said to shut up and not worry, so I did. So Darren came up with the idea of splitting up, at first I opposed it but then I agrred because we could get more done being split up.
I approach my first vehicle and I put on my gloves. At first I didnt understand why I need these ugly things. They were a dirty brown, two sizes too small, and they itched like crazy. I realized though that they will cover up my finger prints so I put up with it. Once I get in the vehicle I pull out the screwdriver. The screwdriver was honestly a very nice one, it had a great grip on it and it seemed like it had never been used. I used the screwdriver to start the car and viola, it started.
I drive the car to the man's shop and was paid for my duty and he said go get some more. As Im on my way I stopped at the gas station so I could buy some gum because I was getting very anxious and gum helps me when Im in that condition. Just for kicks and giggles I decided to get $1.03 pack of Hubba Bubba because it was my favorite gum as a child.
The night was coming to an end and I stole over twelve vehicles. I thought I was hot stuff. I made $875, everything was going great and then everything went down hill in a matter of seconds. I was on my thirteenth vehicle when out of nowhere a cop pulled up. Instead of trying to think of some lie, I thought I'd try to take him out because I didnt want to go to jail.
Now Im in here. I dont really know what exactly happened after I tried attacking the officer but Im guessing I lost. So now I will just sit in my cell and just wait until my hearing. If there is one thing I learned about life last night it would be the fact to never go out with Darren to clubs agaain.